My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via madimpossiblemolly)
Man Puts Icy Hot on Wife’s Vibrator
You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon’ts. This is a dildon’t.
Error Message Nothing but Question Marks
Luckily, the best response to this is probably “OK” anyway.
Quit Smoking. Lose Weight. Lasers.
This guy has a solid business model.
This is bad news for kids. They’re going to get completely the wrong idea about appropriate apostrophe usage.
Sign Recommends Holding a Spinach Party
Only $10 for the saddest party in the world? How can I pass that up?
Help me! I’m drowning in swing.
I made this in my junior high geometry class.
Sort of gross, or absolutely the best thing ever?
I’m gonna go with absolutely gross on this one…trust me!
(Source: College Humor)
